Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Introductory Email

"Ok i must admit i love the pic when ur getting out ot the pool, and no its not because of ur flora printed top im sure it was something else.....Just not sure what...anywho hit me up somtime if u would like to chat...."

My girls are real and they are spectacular, and it's okay to check them out - I wouldn't post a picture in a bikini top if it weren't.  However, making reference to them in your email makes you a douchebag.   Clumsily attempting an oblique reference to them in your email makes you a douchebag AND a coward, which is not so much a winning combination.

Public service announcement:  asinine and lazy spelling and (lack of) punctuation such as displayed above is not attractive, and an approach containing same is doomed to failure with anyone worth catching.  On the other hand, it is an excellent "Danger, Will Robinson!" warning sign, and for that, professor, I thank you.

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